Supreme Rule

America has it all wrong! The Electoral College isn’t the way to go. A moistened bint chucking a scimitar is the only noble way to choose a ruler!


Life in the Village

While Old Man Winter drives the elders deeper in their dwellings, huddling round the hearth, the children of the village enjoy a playful moment in the pristine cold.

Sir Edmund Sillary on the summit of Mt. Goofball!


What a cutie pie!

Hello Kitty Gets Fixed

By Jim Noonan

Seals and Croft’s Diamond Girl played on YouTube while he worked. Repairing. Always repairing things. People. Whatever needed it.

And today, H. Kitty was fixed, having lost her cotton candy ball some weeks before Christmas in a friendly tug of war with her brother. A while ago, he knows. Shop hours vary.


He had answered the pleaded can you fix her? with, yes, of course. Of course

He took it to his shop. and it seemed a simple job: just attach the puff to the flanged end of the stick…



… so he just put Ms. Kitty on a shelf for a while.

Shop hours and attention vary.

When he finally did start to work on it, he wasted nearly an hour in failed attempts to fix it, realizing he had the cotton candy inside out!


*literal face-palm*

Once it was right side in, Hello Kitty was fixed in a jiffy!


And she’s waiting downstairs on the girl’s desk wearing the party hat she bought at the Dollar Tree with her Christmas money!

I’d post a picture of that but she, on advice of counsel, is refusing to sign the Consent to Use forms. Sorry!

Happy Birthday

He is a hundred years old by common reckoning, way beyond his prime. Still he soldiers on, lifted and buffeted by the winds of various fortune. Some good. Some bad. Being so long in the tooth has given him an enhanced and different perspective, he thinks, as only age can.

Only in his dotage did his dreams bring him to this. His dreams and the government’s. The implanting of desire. Any and all desire, for the asking. The chip cost 57 credits and was yours to keep, implant and enjoy for as long as it lasted, typically a day, 24 hours.

A chips was the size and shape of a thumbnail, but flat black on one side, gleaming gold on the other, the contact surface. Pressed against the neck by the palm until the “rush” set in, the hard-coded story or  dream pumping through his cerebral cortex, vivid to his eyes.

Dreams of JFK. Searching back for a presumed more “innocent” time in history. But of course no time in history was ever truly innocent. Still it felt innocent to him and that’s all that mattered – 19 May 1962.

I don’t necessarily agree with everything said in this story from The Guardian, but it has the basic chronology right and that video is still striking today.


Like a bell calling across the waters.


Our life together is so precious together,

We have grown – we have grown,

Although our love is still special,

Let’s take our chance and fly away

Somewhere alone


It’s been so long since we took the time,

No-one’s to blame

My the time flies so quickly

But when I see you darling

It’s like we both are falling in love again

It’ll be just like starting over

Starting over


Every day we used to make it love,

Why can’t we be making love nice and easy

It’s time to spread our wings and fly

Don’t let another day go by my love

It’ll be just like starting over

Starting over


Why don’t we take off alone

Take a trip somewhere far, far away

We’ll be together all alone again

Like we used to in the early days

Well, well, darling,


It’s been so long since we took the time

No-one’s to blame

My the time flies so quickly

But when I see you darling

It’s like we both are falling in love again

It’ll be just like starting over

Starting over


Our life together

Is so precious together

We have grown – we have grown

Although our love

Is still special

Starting over


Let’s take a chance and fly away somewhere alone

Meatball Maddness

Sharp-eyed viewer may have noticed a particular lack of meatballs in my previous Meatball post. This was because… distracted. Huh. what?

And here they are! A day late but nary a dollar short.

The Best Meatballs

1 lb ground beef

½ lb ground veal

½ lb ground pork

2 cloves garlic, minced

2 eggs

1 cup freshly grated Romano cheese

1 ½ tbl chopped Italian flat leaf parsley

2 cups bread crumbs

1 cup olive oil

salt and pepper

1 ½ cups lukewarm water

Combine meat in large bowl. Add garlic, eggs, parsley, salt and pepper.

Blend in bread crumbs. Slowly add water ½ cup at a time. The mixture should be very moist but still hold its shape when rolled into meatballs.

Heat olive oil in skillet and fry meatballs in batches until very brown and slightly crisp. Remove from heat and drain.

I substituted lamb for veal and made a double recipe yielding three batches in the skillet as shown, approximately 3 dozen total meatballs!